warm. squishy. moist. "oh no! my water broke!"
"please, john, wake up! i'm leaking everywhere!"
that was the very moment i awoke.
'twas not a false alarm. "let go my hair!"
"oh, BABY... CALL THE DOC! where is the phone?"
"forget the - hee hee - phone. i am - hoo - PAIN!"
a father? now? me? YES! can i postpone?
"honey? slow down! car! STOP! are you insane?"
"okay, dad turn it off! this is unfair!"
"ha-ha... she's pink and scrawny! eww, what's that?"
"you take that back! ow! ow! let go my hair!"
"you okay, dad? hey, mom! what's wrong with dad?"
i can't explain what happened deep inside.
amidst the pandemonium, i cried.
